New Fiscal Year's Resolutions

The toilet paper today is of a better quality than that of previous months. This can only mean one thing: The new fiscal year is upon us. Seeing as how I was too caught up in my post-graduation bliss when 2006 rang in to want to better myself, I decided to take advantage of this opportunity and make some resolutions.

Work Related:

• Actually do work when at the office
• Stay awake after lunch
• Stay awake before lunch
• Get here closer to 9 than 930
• Talk less on Google Chat
  

Everything Else:

• Read more books
• Write more columns
  
• Spend less than 1000 a month
• Drink less
• Every other time I want a Cabana Bowl, tell myself no
• Be more spontaneous
• Listen to one Japanese learning tape each night before going to bed
• Do cardio 4 nights a week
• Get 8 hours of sleep each night
• Don't consider it a personal victory if I only do three of the aforementioned.