Discothèque

My cube neighbor's cell phone keeps going off, except he's in the lab and can't hear his phone ring. Whoever's trying to call him must have an emergency, or his wife is a crazy psycho. At least he's got some pretty hip sounding ringtones.

Today is company-wide spring cleaning day at the office. As I was throwing my papers into the recycle bin, I noticed a bunch of romance novels sitting at the bottom. Sleeping With The Boss, The Irish Rogue, Reckless Abandon, etc. Who reads these at the office? In order to discover the identity of this person, I must go into their mind. I must read these romance novels in the name of research.

And also, someone threw out a laptop. I'm taking it home. Free laptop!