Subway "Diet"

As of last night, I weigh in at a disgusting 187 pounds. Also, it doesn't help that, while watching the Super Bowl, I ate three pounds worth of ground beef in nachos form and washed it down with six beers and a bowl of queso. But I digress. As I was waiting in line today at Subway to get the 2.49 daily special, the lady in front of me got a foot long chicken tender sandwich, with no vegetables, topped off by so much mayo and ranch that it looked like an elephant just came.

So yeah, I'm going to 24 Hour Fitness right after work and getting a lifetime pass.