Cruel Jokes Abound

I goosed myself in the balls this morning accidentally while putting on my pants. I'm not sure how.

Later this afternoon, my boss asked me to come with him to a meeting at Corpus. Me, thinking Corpus Christi, got all excited at the prospect of my first business trip, and was ready to cancel my doctor's appointment, until he said that Corpus the Company was right down the street. And then he said that the meeting wasn't important enough for me to reschedule my appointment. D'oh.

And now I need nasal spray, because Allegra isn't cutting it anymore.