X-Men That Are Only Human

This is the kind of shit that I think about at work when I'm not working. The point of it is, X-abilities that are rendered useless by human flaws.

• Cyclops - has no ears, so he can't wear his special sunglasses. Forced to keep his eyes closed at all times.
• Professor X - can read minds and influence thoughts, but is also a compulsive liar, so no one believes him.
• Wolverine - incredibly low pain threshold.
• Colossus - constantly has the taste of metal in his mouth, like when you chew a piece of aluminum foil. He hates it.
• Storm - sunburns easily, so the weather is always cloudy. Other X-Men constantly harass her by squirting sunscreen lotion on her face.
• Rogue - is a nymphomaniac that doesn't like doing it with a condom. Except she has a horrible personality and no one will even talk to her.
• Iceman - gets cold when it's 71 degrees out. Just like Sally Albright.

In other news, this comes as no surprise.