Marking Territory

In my seventh day of work, I have used every toilet and urinal at the office. I've also eaten six bananas in the past two days.

edit: This day has taken a turn for the worse. My boss had jury duty in the morning; he was back by lunch. Chatterbox Lady was berating someone over the phone for an hour. Then she proceeded to gossip with Sales Lady about some other lady with a deadbeat husband. Or they may have been talking about Desperate Housewives, who knows. Either way, I can't wait to go home.