Ironies of Life

I don't get why some people lay toilet paper down on the toilet seat, drop a deuce, and then decide to not flush. If you're that concerned about cleanliness, can't you push the silver thingy down a little bit?

In the same vein, I don't get people who will pee at a urinal, not flush, but then use soap to wash their hands. How is your junk that dirty? And how have you not yet learned to not pee on your hands?

How come I think spending six dollars on a sandwich is excessive, but I'm more than willing to pay fifteen for a Dwight Schrute bobblehead?