Objects in mirror may be closer than they appear

My mom got me this little clock for my cube. The best part about it is how the face doubles as a reflective surface. I finally have my cube mirror. Now I know when my stealthy group member sneaks up on me in an attempt to catch me not hard at my craft. Game on, buddy.

I've also noticed my neighbor's screensaver. It's a quote from South Park, "Respect my authoritah!" which I found slightly odd, because he's a soft spoken middle aged Japanese dude. You find out the strangest things about people.