There is such thing as a free lunch

So on the way to the engineering department lunch, it was revealed that yes, the company was going to be picking up the tab, and yes, this place is rather expensive. The eating machine in me saw it as "go ahead and order whatever the hell you want." So I got the ribs, to a healthy tune of 21 dollars. Also, it's been a while since I've had good ribs. Much to my surprise, everyone else got a sandwich or something, leaving me looking like the young green employee that doesn't know any better. Thanks assholes. They were some awesome ribs though.

Halfway through his third stripper story, the CEO turns to the rest of the table and says, hey guys, take it easy for the rest of the afternoon. Get drunk, play some pool, come back whenever you want. After three hours of that, we all decided it was team building at it's finest. Hands down, best day of work ever.