Training Week, Day 1

What's better than getting paid to poop? Getting paid to get learn. The company is sending me to certification camp to learn how to use their systems. Kind of makes me wish my parents had done the same thing. Like, for each A they'd give me 1000 dollars, each B I get nothing, and everything else I owe them 1000 dollars. I think my GPA would be a lot higher than the C+ I ended up with.

There's a guy in the class that looks like a 50 year old version of Scott Caan, except he's old looking and his Just For Men dye job needs a bit of a touchup.