And Here's To You, Mrs. Robinson

I find it a little convenient that these older women who have sex with teenage boys are all rather hot. Well, it kinda makes sense, why would a 15 year old kid want to bang an older ugly chick? Examples here:
http://www.cnn.com/2006/LAW/03/15/child.groom.ap/index.html
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Debra_Lafave
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pamela_Rogers_Turner
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beth_Geisel
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mary_Kay_LeTourneau

I'm actually surprisingly busy today.