Lazy Sunday

My away message read "Lazy Sunday." My old college roommate Dan responds with the following:

Professa 3000 (6:42:57 PM): lazy sunday

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Auto response from ericwangx (6:42:57 PM): lazy sunday.

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Professa 3000 (6:43:08 PM) : wake up in the late afternoon. call e-wang just to see what he's doin
Professa 3000 (6:43:12 PM) : HELLO?
Professa 3000 (6:43:14 PM) : what up wang
Professa 3000 (6:43:21 PM) : yo langlitz, whats crackin??
Professa 3000 (6:43:27 PM) : are you thinkin what i'm thinkin?
Professa 3000 (6:43:34 PM) : CB!! MAN, IT'S HAPPENIN!
Professa 3000 (6:46:18 PM) : yo my hunger pains are stickin like duct tape, let's go for 5 plates and then we'll get cupcakes
Professa 3000 (6:51:07 PM) : you know that CB's got all the bomb options, i love that buffet like mcadams loves joselyn
Professa 3000 (6:52:01 PM) : 2, no 6, no 12, baker's dozen! i told you that i'm gonna eat like 30 plates, cousin
Professa 3000 (6:53:33 PM) : yo how's your stomach feelin? kinda woozy, dude. i think you'll feel much better when you take a poop.
Professa 3000 (6:59:49 PM) : how bout i go get you some egg drop soup?

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Auto response from ericwangx (6:59:49 PM): lazy sunday.

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Professa 3000 (7:00:04 PM) : i prefer hot and sour...that's a good one too!
Professa 3000 (7:00:43 PM) : coconut shrimp is the best, true that, double true!
Professa 3000 (7:04:53 PM) : back to south allen street...STEP ON IT SUCKA!
Professa 3000 (7:04:56 PM) : what you gonna do?
Professa 3000 (7:05:04 PM) : LA-SHI MOTHAFUCKA!!


(Note: CB means college buffet, where we used to go every Sunday and stuff our faces with Chinese food. Appropriately, la-shi means diarrhea in Chinese.)