My Barnification, Part 1 of Many

In keeping with my new outlook on life, I've decided to take the advice of my new idol, Barney from How I Met Your Mother. His advice is simple: Suit up. So I dug out the blazer I bought in February (my first of many expensive purchases), prayed that it matched with the slacks I bought in May (a veritable stroke of luck) and took them to the tailor (haven't even worn them because I never ever ever have an occasion to wear a suit to work). All I need now are shoes that don't say "Sketchers" on the soles and I'm good to go. Phase one of Barnification, complete.