Progress Report

I had a three hour performance review yesterday where I had to show the higher-ups basically everything I've done in the last two months. (My sister asked, "So what'd you show them, your blog?") Essentially, I put on an elaborate show of smoke and mirrors, at the end of which my manager and project lead told me "Eric, you're doing some really good work here." This comes as a surprise to me, as I was expecting an official reprimand and a pink slip.

Of course it might just be a ploy on their part, to see if I let my guard down, and they start monitoring my internet. I hope not.