Wednesday, May 31, 2006

A Woman's Heart Is A Deep Ocean Of Secrets

It's ridiculous what people can and will sue for in this society. Like this broad here.

I'm alternating two songs that are stuck in my head, that I can't wash out no matter what I listen to on my iPod. They are, in order of annoyance, the "booty booty booty booty rockin' everywhere" song, and the theme song to Titanic. Actually, that second one I don't really mind.

Baby (my 4Runner) got an oil change today. It runs so much lighter and smoother. Sonja compared it to taking a much needed dump. Not surprising, considering what she just did for the last ten minutes.

All in all, a pretty slow day. My apple and cucumbers taste like pesticides. Now would be a good time to switch to organic.

edit: I just re-read this. Worthless entry, I am a douche.

4 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I worry for u sometimes... and maybe u should not tell ppl that u have Titanic song stuck in your head (it's just a little gay (:). Also, I would sue too if I didn't get a dude that makes at least a million, and has at least 20 mill in assets. Seems like a very good reason to sue!

1:11 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Word...Might as well march in a gay rights parade or start wearing Deisel gear. Is it just me or is sonlie mother effing hot. She reminds me of Lily Thai of porn star fame.

Sam

3:03 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

no it is not just you, sonlie is like super duper hot! BUT NOT LIKE A FRIGGIN PORN STAR!! (so i hope)

3:11 PM  
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5:20 AM  

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